marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - First and Last lines

- requested by Anon

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

continueplease:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.

Sep 29 · 2 days ago · 80 notes

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

image

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

felicate:

this is too good

sneezy26:

macklekit, macklepaw, macklemore, and finally macklestar, leader of thriftclan

· omfg

keepcalmwearetimeless:

"It’s a good thing"

#SHE’S THE PERFECT ANNA OK

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.