Buffy the Vampire Slayer - First and Last lines
- requested by Anon
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
Welcome to the house i share with 30 people. My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.
f is for friends who do stuff together
seeing someone from school in public
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is too good
macklekit, macklepaw, macklemore, and finally macklestar, leader of thriftclan
"It’s a good thing"
#SHE’S THE PERFECT ANNA OK
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.